• Nike took my motto- Just Do It.
• This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
• There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to
• Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull pockets out) Would you
• Did you know kissing is a language of love? How about a conversation?
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day
long for a quarter.
• Bond. James Bond.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
• Pinch me. (Why?) You're so fine I must be dreaming.
• Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
• Are you snickers? Because you satisfy me.
• Excuse me, I have an boo boo on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I
want for Christmas.
• I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty!
• Hey baby. You got a jersey? (What for?) Because I need your name and number,