• If women were trophies, you’d be first place.
• If women were trophies, I’d mount you.
• I may not be the Dairy Queen, but I could treat you right.
• I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
• My magic watch says that you aren’t wearing any underwear. (What! Yes I
am!) Dang, it must be 15 minutes fast!
• I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
• If I was an astronaut, my next mission would be Uranus.
• Let’s have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
• You turn my software into hardware.
• You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
• Do you believe in one night stands?
• Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
• I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for the Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?
• Nice legs, let’s eat out.
• Excuse me miss, I was wondering… Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
• Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
• Your face or mine?
• I’m bigger and better than the titanic… Only 200 women went down on the
• Is your dad a farmer? Because you’re making my corn grow.