• Do you know karate? Cause that body is kickin!
• If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!
• Has your license been suspended for driving all these men crazy?
• Did you have lucky charms this morning? Cause your looking magically delicious!
• If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d definitely be McGorgeous.
• Mmm girl, I wish I was a farmer so I could just plant a whole field of yall!
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
• Do you have the time? To write down my number.
• I was blinded by your beauty and am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• Can I take a picture of you? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
• Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
• Are you an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.
• Are you an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
• Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• Do you have a band aid on you? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Dang, you’re so beautiful I forgot my pick up line.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful for you, I’d have five cents.
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